Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander, who are co-stars in The Light Between Oceans and something more than that in real life, like to play this game called pen in bottle. It’s a fun, totally innocent thing where you squat down and try to insert your pen into the opening of a beer bottle. Please don’t intuit any innuendo. We are all much better than this. Anyway, Vikander introduced the Swedish game to Jimmy Fallon, and now, it seems to have entered the rotation of silly Tonight Show games. Just one quibble: Michael Fassbender’s pen is definitely not proportional to the size of Michael Fassbender’s pen, if you know what we mean.