This Independence Day, Celebrate America’s Hard-Working MILFs With Fergie’s New Video


From the purple mountains majesty to the glittering shores of Erection Cove, MILFs are the voluptuous, life-giving backbone of our proud nation. Fergie’s new single “M.I.L.F.$” serves as a desperately needed anthem for all the vastly underappreciated M.I.L.F.$ out there, so much so that she recruited the likes of Kim Kardashian, Chrissy Teigan, and Ciara for the track's very sexy music video. (There's ... a lot of milk here ...) So this holiday weekend, strap on your teeniest stars-and-stripes bikini top, make sure your children’s vaccinations are up-to-date for the new school year, and let your MILF shake. Deborah would be so proud.