Want more proof that Netflix is an evil scheduling genius? The streaming service announced on Wednesday that its Gilmore Girls revival will premiere November 25, Black Friday, at 3 a.m. ET — a day most of America was already going to spend glued to a couch. What better time to celebrate family, the swift passing of the years, and mandatory dinners? Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life will take the form of four 90-minute episodes, each of which will take place in one of the four seasons. Pass the leftovers, Stars Hollow looks lovely this — and every other — time of the year.