Taylor Swift — or Should We Call Her ‘Nils Sjoberg’? — Wrote Calvin Harris’s ‘This Is What You Came For,’ a Secret He Really Wishes She'd Kept

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Baby, did you come for a story about jilted lovers and ghostwriting that not even Drake and Meek Mill could dream up? Well, sit down and grab a cup of tea, because People reports that Taylor Swift did indeed write Calvin Harris and Rihanna's Song of Summer contender "This Is What You Came For." As it turns out, Nils Sjoberg is Swedish for "Bitch Better Have My Money." Swift's reps confirm that she wrote the song under that pseudonym for Harris, who, according to TMZ, took credit for Swift's work — a move that possibly threw her to the nearest beach with her latest soulmate, Tom Hiddleston. TMZ says Swift retains all publishing rights (a.k.a. $$$) and can even ban Harris from performing the song if she's feeling petty. Someone should probably tell Calvin that no diss track could ever challenge that kind of power.

Of course, Calvin Harris's Twitter fingers are already hard at work:

And now, for Katy Perry's inevitable response: