Happy Days actor Scott Baio, tired of listening to the Fonz’s advice (“sit on it, Chachi”), stood behind the podium at the Republican National Convention on Monday to deliver a speech in support of Donald Trump. The sitcom star, who doesn’t care one bit about your opinions of his speech, ditched the “Make America Safe Again” theme for his own belief, “Make America America Again.” Channeling his deal-wheeling lawyer character Bob Loblaw from Arrested Development, Baio said, “It’s important to know what it means to be an American. It doesn’t mean getting free stuff. It means sacrificing, winning, losing, failing, succeeding.” He went on to express his undying support for Trump, “a man who is doing this from the goodness of his heart.” While he was quick to answer his own question, “Is Donald Trump a messiah?” in the negative, “No, he’s just a man,” those words are also the refrain of Mary Magdalene’s song about a certain son of God in Jesus Christ Superstar, so.
