Anderson Cooper has an idyllic house in a remote Brazilian fishing village. He went on vacation there this summer while the Olympics were taking place in Rio. Rather than make the slog over to the games, being the good uncle he is, he bought a TV so that his nieces and nephews could watch Simone Biles be amazing. There was just one small problem: It turns out that a third of the channels he was picking up on Brazilian television — that weren’t the Olympics or religious shows — was hardcore porn. That’s not wrestling, kids!