Game of Thrones’ Carice van Houten Gives Birth to Human Baby

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Carice van Houten and Guy Pearce? Photo: Getty Images

Did you know that Carice van Houten and Guy Pearce are together? Well, they are, and as of Monday they are also the proud new parents of a human infant, People confirms. The baby boy, who is not a semi-sentient mass of magical black smoke sent to assassinate a political rival, is named Monte. (Pearce starred in the 2002 film adaptation of The Count of Monte Cristo, a fact that may or may not be related.) Regardless, the happy couple appears to be ready for your jokes.