Poor Drake. The guy got so mercilessly curved by Rihanna at Sunday night's VMAs — to recap, he professed his decadelong love for her; she gave him a kiss on the cheek — that he's been forced to take to Instagram to prove that he really is Rihanna's boyfriend and not just some strange guy who's always following her around and asking her to sign his yearbook. In the wee hours of Monday morning, Drake posted a shot of himself and Rih engaged in what certainly looks like couple-y behavior, which Drake fans quickly surmised came from the couple's rumored date at Toronto's aquarium earlier this month. So, either they are dating for real, or Drake is the 2016 equivalent of Anthony Michael Hall in Sixteen Candles.
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