Afraid You’ll Die Alone and Be Left for Hours on the Cold, Hard Floor? Future Jimmy Kimmel Has the Product for You


When considering the future, most people imagine revolutionary technologies and massive social changes. Not Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel, last night, imagined what weird infomercial he might be a spokesperson for in 2046. The answer: "Death Alert," the electronic death-notification bracelet that constantly monitors your vital signs and notifies your next of kin when you drop dead, alone, on the cold floor.