Vince Staples Offers His In-depth Olympic Analysis on Why Male Gymnasts Look So Dumb

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With the encouragement of GQ, rapper Vince Staples is coming for the entirety of the Olympics. No one will be spared. Okay, many will be spared, but not if you’re a graceless male gymnast, competing in dressage, or "mean" Simone Biles. Someday soon, Vince Staples is going to be relaxing at home when he’ll hear the faint, far-off sound of someone doing furious back handsprings all the way to his house, before exploding through his picture window. He's right about those fancy horses, though. They do look silly as hell.