Amber Rose Gives Us the Daenerys-Drogo Wedding Waltz GoT Forgot on Dancing With the Stars

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When you play the game of Dancing With the Stars, you win or you die of embarrassment for going home before former governor Rick Perry. Which is perhaps why Amber Rose decided to go full Khaleesi for her Westeros-meets-Viennese waltz. Rose donned her best Daenerys Targaryen ensemble while her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, took off his shirt and glued on a beard braid as Drogo. Who knew Dothraki Khals were so good at fancy footwork? Despite the dramatic lighting and Chmerkovskiy's fake tattoos, the duo only scored a measly 24 out of 40. Clearly, Rose missed the episode where Dany realized that if you want to win against a bunch of naysayers, you better bring your smoldering looks and your dragons.