Despite having the loveliest meet-cute story this side of the How I Met Your Mother alternate ending, Stephen Colbert knows a thing or two about heartache the way many of us do — through caring much too deeply about the love lives (“love lives”) of celebrities. Real or imagined, whatever Hiddleswift was, it’s over now, and Colbert is taking it pretty hard. But, like any good Taylor Swift acolyte, Colbert is leaving his teardrops where they belong, on his freshly tuned guitar. The former Colbiddleswift conglomerate member sang an ode to the love lost between Swift, Hiddleston, and himself before briskly moving on to step two of any good breakup recovery: the rebound. Can you say Colbkatlandoploom five times fast?