While the first Passengers trailer (which you can peep below) only hinted at the reason space travelers Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence were roused from their cryo-sleep 90 years prematurely, this week’s event trailer is basically asking you to take a stab at the film’s big reveal point-blank. Why not give it a go? Okay, let’s see, how about … they’re both robots and this is all a training simulation? J.Law and Chris Pratt are actually in the Matrix? Michael Sheen’s cyborg barkeep isn’t a robot, but instead just a weird guy with short legs riding a futurist unicycle? You still have until December 21 to suss out the movie’s secret, but at least you know one thing for sure: There will be one hot, space sex scene.