CBS Is Making a Candy Crush Reality Show That You Can Put on in the Background While Playing Candy Crush

Do the rich contestants get an advantage? Photo: King

Like the rest of us, CBS is spending an embarrassing amount of time and money on Candy Crush. The network is developing an hour-long reality game show based on the Über-popular Candy Crush, which is designed to incorporate elements of Wipeout and Fear Factor as contestants "use their wits and physical agility to compete on enormous interactive game boards." The network will announce a host at a later date. May we suggest Aaron Carter?