Even the Greats Have Flaws: Emma Stone Can’t Play the Recorder

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Today, Vogue's "73 Questions" series, the web's foremost Dadaist art installation, released their video interview of Emma Stone. As with all "73 Questions" videos, we got a revealing and intimate look at Stone's life: She was influenced by The Jerk, Annie Hall, Hocus Pocus, and Beetlejuice; she wants to have a drink with Victor Garber's character from Titanic; her La La Land co-star Ryan Gosling is “bloodthirsty and vengeful” in real life; and, of course, her favorite superhero is Spider-Man (wink, wink). Also, Emma Stone has an adorable dog, and she cannot — we repeat, she cannot — play the recorder. Adjust your mental image of Emma Stone accordingly.