If Given the Chance, Kate Beckinsale Will Arrange Your Fruit Into the Shape of a Penis

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Kate Beckinsale, as it turns out, has a phallic compulsion on par with that of Jonah Hill's character in Superbad. You might know that already from Beckinsale's gloriously penile social-media presence, but on Late Night With Seth Meyers, Beckinsale revealed the throbbing depths of her obsession, and the fact that she repeatedly thrust her rather firm fruit arrangements into Jim Sturgess's hotel doorway. So, if you ever encounter a banana tastefully placed between a pair of lychee nuts, you know Kate's to blame.