Nicki Minaj Denies Dragging Melania Trump at Last Night’s Tidal Concert, Despite What Your Eyes and Ears Might Tell You

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Out of all the aspects of Melania Trump's perceived persona that have been parodied throughout the election, her ability to hold her husband down during his pursuit of greatness has yet to come into question. Until last night, when Nicki Minaj warned all the future presidential nominees in the audience about the risks of choosing a Melania as your running partner for life. "'Cause you n—as are so fucking weak, y’all got the audacity to be intimidated by a bad motherf—king queen and get your motherf—king feelings hurt," Minaj mused on stage at Brooklyn's Tidal X 1015 concert. "But it’s O motherf—king K, ’cause Barack needed a Michelle, bitch, and Bill needed a motherf—king Hillary, bitch. You better pray to God you don’t get stuck with a motherf—king Melania." As Minaj clarified on Twitter later, she was simply expressing the opinion that Melania, while "nice," is not strong enough to ensure her husband becomes Leader of the Free World, a bar so astronomically high no human woman or man should be expected to reach it without going insane.