Ah, the four ancient elements: air, fire, earth, Benedict Cumberbatch. How would we survive without them? Even Cumby understands what a valuable resource to humanity he’s become and how reliant we are as a species upon his ability to quench our thirst. So, if you woke up this morning feeling just dreadfully parched, take care in knowing that, while your internet boyfriend may be breaking up with you in his Vanity Fair cover story, he’s not about to leave you high and dry. He’s a gentleman! So, here, have the last sip of his tall, magical glass of water. Drink up.