One of Will Forte’s finest pre-SNL creations is now available in book form. Titled
“>101 Things to Definitely Not Do if You Want to Get a Chick
“>101 Things to Definitely Not Do if You Want to Get a Chick, Forte’s new book is a collection of cartoons he made in 1994 when he was just 24 years old that helped him land his first TV writing jobs on Jenny McCarthy’s MTV show as well as The Late Show with David Letterman. Here’s more from the book’s description:
In this outrageously funny and oddly wise guide to relationships, forty-five-year-old bachelor Will Forte shares his bulletproof advice for attracting-and retaining-a romantic partner of the fairer sex. Told in the form of 101 hand-drawn rules of thumb, the book takes on all the questions men are dying to know the answers to but are too afraid to ask: What activities are acceptable and not acceptable to do with a romantic interest’s father? What animals, if any, should never be incorporated into foreplay? Should I claim to have collaborated with a famous poet? Combining wisdom, both practical and not, with idiosyncratic drawings so simple that even a romantically frustrated man-child could understand them, 101 Things to Definitely Not Do If You Want to Get a Chick gracefully answers these questions and ninety-eight others.
The book is available for purchase starting today over at Amazon.