Ashton Kutcher Wanted to Name His Baby Hawkeye

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It looks like Jason Lee's kid, Pilot Inspektor, almost got a friend. Ashton Kutcher was talking baby names on Wednesday's Conan when he revealed his ill-fated pitch for the name of his currently in utero son: Hawkeye. Kutcher defended the choice — "He could be a doctor!" — but the M*A*S*H homage apparently "didn't fly" because wife Mila Kunis (so sorry for this) shot it down. So at least lil' artist formerly known as Hawkeye has escaped a lifetime of those bad jokes. But, come on. Is it really a surprise that Ashton doesn't have conventional taste?