Patton Oswalt and Stephen Colbert Have a Product That’ll Help You Swallow the Bitter Pill of Trump’s Presidency

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Do you recently feel like screaming every single moment of the day? Are you worried about permanently damaging the integrity of your larynx? Boy, does Patton Oswalt have the Band-Aid on an oozing, festering musket wound for you. As offered up on The Late Show, Oswalt is here to introduce Choke It Down, a product for the modern age, given that the modern age is abject horror. Finally, a way to bottle those screams and use the resonant energy to just rocket into another reality entirely. At least we'll always have guttural moaning.