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Rogue One Tickets Go on Sale Monday, So Unless Vader Lasers Off Both Your Hands, You Should Be Good to Go

If Darth Vader slices off your mouse hand, why, just use the other one. If he lightsabers off both, just use the Force to depress the appropriate keys on your keyboard to enter your credit card number. If you don’t have the Force and the mechanical hands you ordered on Black Friday are on back order, have a friend get you a ticket. Whatever you have to do, just do it, because advance tickets for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story go on sale Monday, November 28. The official Star Wars Twitter announced the release date last night, along with a vaguely threatening GIF that may or may not imply Darth Vader will show up and snatch your ticket out of your now-robotic hands. Easy solution: Just get him a ticket too.

Rogue One Tickets Go on Sale Monday