Here’s a clip from last night’s Late Night, where Seth Meyers takes “A Closer Look” at the tightening polls between the presidential candidates, the panic setting in with Democrats about Trump’s numbers, and how Republicans like Scott Walker and Paul Ryan have come around to supporting the Republican nominee, but their support is, in Meyers’s words, “sheepish.” So, if you’re still weighing the options, consider this careful breakdown from Meyers at the end:
So Paul Ryan won’t say Donald Trump’s name but will vote for him for president, and that’s a problem for a lot of Americans. They just don’t love the two choices. I mean, do you pick someone who’s under federal investigation for using a private email server, or do you pick someone who called Mexicans rapists, claimed the president was born in Kenya, proposed banning an entire religion from entering the US, mocked a disabled reporter, said John McCain wasn’t a war hero because he was captured, attacked the parents of a fallen soldier, bragged about committing sexual assault, was accused by 12 women of committing sexual assault, said some of those women weren’t attractive enough for him to sexually assault, said more countries should get nukes, said he would force the military to commit war crimes, said a judge was biased because his parents were Mexicans, said women should be punished for having abortions, incited violence at his rallies, called global warming a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese, called for his opponent to be jailed, declared bankruptcy six times, bragged about not paying income taxes, stiffed his contractors and employees, lost a billion dollars in one year, scammed customers in his fake university, bought a six foot tall painting of himself with money from his fake foundation, has a trial for fraud coming up in November, insulted an opponent’s looks, insulted an opponent’s wife’s looks, and bragged about grabbing women by the pussy. How do you choose? It’s so even!