Where’s Samuel L. Jackson? There Was Actually a Motherf*cking Snake on a Motherf*cking Plane

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As Samuel L. Jackson once wisely intoned, "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" No doubt passengers of the Torreon-Mexico City flight of Air Mexico were wishing they had the actor on board with them when a snake slithered from the overhead compartment and fell down into the cabin below. Snakes! On a plane! The AP reports that the plane received priority landing in Mexico City, where workers "secured the reptile." One intrepid passenger took a video of the incident, giving internet trolls a whole new way of leaving messages for Taylor Swift.