Bill Burr wants you to know that there’s absolutely nothing at Walmart worth getting trampled over for on Black Friday. Want an above-ground pool for 30 dollars off? Wait a week. Love those tasty Mint Milano Cookies? Don’t be irrational, CVS is basically the same price. But in the event you defy Burr’s wishes and make your way over to the Mart of Wal for a good ole’fashioned bargain, don’t be in the front of the line — when the first wave of people inevitably fall down, you can run right over them, NFL style. Maybe you won’t get trampled to death then.