Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock Narrate Your Crippling Hour-by-Hour Election Night Despair

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Please allow Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock to be your Election Night voice of reason your gurus, if you will as they provide some real talk while results slowly trickle in on Tuesday evening. Has America been racist this whole time, their friends wonder? "You know, I remember my great-grandpa told me something like that." Why aren't people turning out for Clinton as they did for Obama? "That's like the Knicks replacing Patrick Ewing with Neil Patrick Harris." Rest up, everyone. Save your energy for moping and writing Facebook posts.