It’s not a good idea to argue with Dave Chappelle’s motel-painting swan. You two measly ducks think he’s not pulling his weight in the pond? It’s pretty hard for that gorgeous creature to look beautiful at every single moment. You want him to eat the pesky pond-dwelling bugs? He’s the goddamn face of that painting, he’s not eating a single bug with that long, gorgeous neck of his that single-handedly inspired countless ballets. Quack quack, bitches. Bow down to the king of swans.
Dave Chappelle Voices a Diva Motel Swan in This Cut-for-Time SNL Sketch
