John Cena Is Every SNL Character, Bit, and Punch Line You’ve Ever Loved in New Promo

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John Cena will take the Studio 8H stage this weekend, bringing together all of your favorite things: Saturday Night Live, sweat-soaked, hyperchoreographed grappling, and jort lewks. In the latest promo for his hosting gig, Cena stacks those attributes against SNL’s long and formidable history of memorable sketches and recurring characters and comes to one conclusion: So what? He’s [dramatically bursts through screen] John Cena. And John Cena is a scene stealer. Watch the wrestler rewrite SNL history above, and revisit his promise to obliterate each and every current cast member, except for Leslie Jones, below. Should make for an aggressive, and, oh yeah, very hilarious, evening.

John Cena Is Every Popular SNL Character Ever