Kate McKinnon’s Hollywood Legend Will Have You Deeply Concerned for the Old Studio System

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Elderly film legend Debette Goldry has seen it all during her not-so-golden years in Hollywood. You think gender inequality is bad now, Emma Stone? Debette was forced to eat arsenic tablets by Samuel Goldwyn to make her skin glow, despite the psychotic episodes. Not loving the stand-up comedian culture, Leslie Jones? Debette was legally part of the props budget for Alfred Hitchcock and was forced to inject pancake batter into her face instead of Botox. Hey, at least Jennifer Aniston can rest assured that she’ll never have to tickle FDR’s pickle … right?

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