Looks like you won’t be completely alone listening to Michael Bolton for Valentine’s Day this year. Some might say four or more boyfriends is too many boyfriends, but it sure as hell wasn’t you who said it. Their deep union established by “Jack Sparrow,” Michael Bolton and Lonely Island have teamed up once for Netflix’s Michael Bolton’s Big Sexy Valentine’s Day Special, due out February 7. Directed by Akiva Schaffer and Comedy Bang Bang’s Scott Aukerman, the musical extravaganza will also co-star your many trysts and dalliances, including Eric André, Fred Armisen, Maya Rudolph, Michael Sheen, Randall Park, and Sarah Silverman. The network apparently characterized the show as a number of “absurdist adventures,” which seems like a misspelling of the phrase “deeply erotic adventures” and should be corrected for future press releases.