In the backyard of Will Smith’s house, the mighty backyard of Will Smith’s house, a lion sleeps nearby — according to Will Smith, at least. It’s pretty clearly a mountain lion, as in a puma, and not an actual lion, as in Simba, as Ellen DeGeneres pointed out to Smith on her show. But Will Smith will simply not hear any other argument. In Will Smith’s world, a lion is on the loose. A real lion. Nobody, especially not Ellen DeGeneres, is doing enough to help him.