Rogue One’s Felicity Jones made her SNL hosting debut this past weekend, kicking off the 2017 set of shows that are bound to continue agitating a certain president-elect. But even renegade women get nervous every now and then, so, to help combat those monologue jitters, a wise (and tastefully Eileen Fisher–clad) Tina Fey decided to hologram onto the stage to bestow a few words of wisdom. Nervous about hosting? If Steven Seagal can do it, so can you. Does Leslie Jones end a scene acting angry and horny? That means the writers couldn’t think of anything else, duh. Thoughts on how to avoid jury duty? Sadly, nothing.