The Girls Cast Plays ‘F, Marry, Kill’ With Vulture

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Fuck, Marry, Kill is a game that people who love Girls and hate Girls can play together. Do you think Marnie is the worst? Kill her off! Vulture caught up with Allison Williams, Andrew Rannells, and other cast members at the season-six premiere and invited them to play a round of FMK. (You can play along, too, in the comments section.)

Jemima Kirke: I’ll do the guys. Oh, no, I can’t do that. Too revealing. I’ll do the girls. I would fuck Hannah, marry Shoshanna, and kill Marnie. We’ve had it. It’s time for a new friend. A new best friend.

Allison Williams: I would fuck Hannah, because I just know what I’m expecting. I would marry Shosh. And unfortunately, because her hair is a threat to all society, I would have to kill Jessa. I’m so sorry. She’s just too beautiful, and it’s hard to be around that level of perfection. Thank you for understanding. It’s really for the good of the public. Public safety. Which is important to me and everyone else right now. I can predict that 99 percent of people will pick to kill Marnie. Listen — I’m fine with it. I get it. I’ll kill them all.

Andrew Rannells: I’ll play it with the girls, but then there’s going to be an extra. I would fuck Jessa, marry Hannah, and then kill Shoshanna and Marnie. I’d kill them together. Double homicide. Make the scene look like an accident. Maybe make it seem like they were having an affair, and that they had a suicide pact, so they killed each other. I don’t really think Marnie is the worst. I sort of think Jessa is the worst, because she’s the most selfish at times and too cool for school. But she’s not. She wants to be tough, but she’s pretty vulnerable and sad sometimes. But that would be tough to do that to her, to kill her. And then with the guys, I would fuck Desi, marry Ray, and kill Adam, because he can be annoying.

Alex Karpovsky: I’d probably fuck Marnie, marry Shosh, kill Hannah. No, I’d actually kill Adam. They’re all awful, in their own ways, and it’s hard to say which one is the worst. Hannah really flusters me, specifically, because I expect so much more from her sometimes. She lets me down, because I know she could do better. With Marnie, it’s not always that easy. It’s like I’m waiting for her to disappoint me. There’s something about Hannah where my expectations are higher.

Jon Glaser: Fuck Jessa, marry Hannah’s mom, kill Desi. Desi is a really scummy dude, but it’s not all his fault. Who knows what happened to him in his life to get him to that place?

Becky Ann Baker: So for the first one, Adam. And then marry Elijah, because he’s just so dear and our characters got along so well. And kill? There were some times I wanted to kill Marnie, you know. As the mom. Sometimes, I really wanted to. There’s a certain selfishness to any millennial, but Marnie can be excessive!

The Girls Cast Plays ‘F, Marry, Kill’ With Vulture