Which Girls Character Said It? Take Our Quote Quiz

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Despite her insistence to the contrary, Hannah Horvath probably won’t become the voice of her generation. But as Girls heads into its final season, the show itself will be likely remembered for lines like Hannah’s famous one in the show’s pilot. Girls’ dialogue often gets to the heart of its characters’ delusions and, as the show’s cast has pointed out, is willfully misattributed to the actresses themselves. The show can pin characters to the wall with a single quip — Adam’s friend Tako, not spelled with a c; or Elijah’s friend at the beach house who insists, “I spent $80,000 on a Theater B.F.A., of course I am talented” — and, over the course of its five seasons, has turned out a bounty of memorable lines for each of its four leads. In honor of Girls’ imminent return, we present a quiz of some of the show’s most memorable quotes. Can you remember which girl said what?

Which Girl Said It?

“I don’t like using products in a different way than was intended. That’s an area that’s hard for me.”
“All interviews are bullshit, even talk-show interviews. Fuck Phil Donahue!”
"Sometimes I love you the way I feel sorry for a monkey, they need so much help and they're. Such an ugly cage."
“We bought the ingredients to make grilled pizzas, and we were going to make grilled pizzas, and the day we were supposed to do that, he left me.”
“I’m not even attracted to you. I was wearing rehab goggles!”
“Fancy people wanna work with me. So I’m gonna give them that pleasure, and I’m gonna go work with them.”
“The Spring Breakers comment? Because that didn’t offend me. I think that movie was a beautiful blend of art and commerce.”
“Work it harder. Make it better. Do it faster. Makes us stronger.”
“I am okay. I may not seem okay, and I may not be okay now, but I am, like, okay.”
“I had scarlet fever. It's not my fault that no one believed me. I could diagnose it myself from reading Louisa May Alcott.”
“This whole thing is why I hate relationships between white people.”
“I’m gonna marry Scott, the soup mogul, and I'm just gonna be Mrs. Madame Tinsley for the rest of my life.”
“No politician is a fan of honesty. You have to focus on results.”
“Artistic, but with a nod to my cultural heritage, which is white, Christian woman.”
“I’ve been a little too busy Yelping divorce lawyers to worry about the sex lives of our second-tier friends.”
“I’m not doing this will-they-won't-they shit.”
“I hate giving blow jobs and having anal sex, I assume.”
“I want what everyone wants. I want what they all want. I want all the things. I just want to be happy.”
“Guys will try anything once, even love.”
“I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.”
“I may be deflowered, but I am not devalued.”
“He works in product development, which is, like, perfect for me, because I love products.”
“You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there every day, even on the days you don't feel like it.”
“Am I seriously the only one of us who prides herself on being a truly authentic person?”
“I can't be surrounded by your negativity while I'm trying to grow into a fully formed woman.”
“I feel like I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind.”
“Your boyfriend should kill himself. You deserve it.”
“I feel like my bandanna collection is like my most-developed collection.”
“It’s not a journal, it’s a notebook. It’s notes for a book.”
Which Girls Character Said It? Take Our Quote Quiz