This Corrected Version of ‘Uptown Funk’ Actually Waits a Minute

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“Uptown Funk.” Photo: YouTube

If art is an ever-present pull between literalism and the boundless limits of imagination, consider what follows a point for the former. An enterprising music connoisseur, disappointed that the “Uptown Funk” lyric commanding you to “stop, wait a minute” fails to give way to a pregnant pause, has corrected that. Below is “Uptown Funk,” amended to reflect discipline in execution.

This Corrected ‘Uptown Funk’ Actually Waits a Minute