Cam’ron Reverses His No-Snitching Policy, But Only for Trump

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All his life Cam’ron has abided by the strict code “snitches get stitches,” a belief he publicized in an infamous interview with Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes in 2007 where he swore he wouldn’t even snitch on a serial killer living next door. He’s been true to his word in the decade since, but in these trying times, some exceptions must be made. In a new PSA for The Daily Show, Cam’ron has reneged on his no-snitching policy and permitted us all to snitch only on Donald Trump as often as possible because it’s our goddamn American duty. “Ya’ll snitches have a civic ass responsibility to tell us what he’s up to,” he now says. Cam’ron’s calling on the CIA, government bureaucrats, and Melania Trump (though he has a much better name for her) to snitch on the president at will. Meanwhile, Cam’ron just has one question for Trump: You mad?

Cam’ron Wants Us All to Snitch on Donald Trump