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Trump’s Creepy Easter Bunny Confirms That His Presidency Is One Long, Bad Donnie Darko Sequel

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Before, we were all just kidding around. Standing next to a bespectacled bunny rabbit, President Donald Trump introduced the annual White House Easter Egg Roll today, confirming our greatest fears: We’ve all been sentenced to live in one long, bad Donnie Darko sequel. So if Trump is Donnie, who’s inside the bunny suit, orchestrating this chaos? Bannon? Kushner? Ivanka? Mark your calendars: America is ending in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds.

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