The New Game of Thrones Photos Are So Metal

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Entertainment Weekly released new images of Game of Thrones season seven this morning, and they can best be described in one word: metal. No, make that two words: so metal. You know how people say, “Too much metal for one hand!” when they throw up double devil horns? Well, there’s so much metal here you need a whole damn dragon to rage correctly. In honor of that, here are some new looks at Thrones, imagined as a lineup for a hard-rock festival coming to a semi-rural area near you.

Band: Stormborn
Album: Break the Wheel

Photo: HBO

Castle Black, Ritual Resurrection

Photo: Helen Sloan/HBO

Actual Slayer, Blood Curse

Photo: Helen Sloan/HBO

Twin Sex, Inevitable Destruction

Photo: Helen Sloan/HBO

(Come on, Gwendoline. You’re going to have to be more metal than that.)

Photo: Helen Sloan/HBO

Giantsbane, Blood of the Bastards

Photo: Helen Sloan/HBO

Untrustworthy, Certain Betrayal

Photo: Helen Sloan/HBO
The New Game of Thrones Season 7 Photos Are So Metal