Stephen Colbert Mocks Alex Jones’s Forced Apology by Issuing Some Right-Wing ‘Apologies’ of His Own

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Infowars’ crazed leader Alex Jones was forced to admit defeat to the Chobani yogurt empire last week — yes, Chobani — and believe it or not, Stephen Colbert can understand what it’s like to be brought down by the bacterial-fermentation overlords. You see, Colbert’s right-wing satirical character Tuck Buckford was also forced to make a lot of forced apologies during the slanderous period “during my entire career,” and everything from Virgin Airlines to Marley & Me to Jeff Goldblum gets a Buckfordian apology. One of the above is not a robot controlled by Islamic field mice. But only because we have no idea what the religion of those field mice are.

Stephen Colbert Mocks Alex Jones’s Forced Apology