The Trump pee tape might not be out there yet, but if you’re hoping for some bombshell Trump document leaks in the near future, The Onion just released the next best thing. Today, the website dropped a ton of new content called “The Trump Documents,” which consists of “700 pages of classified documents obtained from the Trump White House.” Here’s more info from The Onion’s press release today:
With The Trump Documents, America’s Finest News Source has broken what is, without a doubt, the most important story that any of us will ever encounter in our lifetimes. From President Trump’s paralyzing fear of lighthouses, to Vice President Pence’s impure thoughts about the Morton Salt girl, to Sean Spicer’s descent into madness while being confined in his punishment crate, the trove of information obtained in this White House leak is so comprehensive and so momentous that all other media companies will have no choice but to shutter their operations so that they may never again have to compete against the merciless journalistic juggernaut that is The Onion.
The “Trump Documents” website divides the leaks into categories ranging from Trump to executive orders to secret recordings to people like Kellyanne Conway, Steve Bannon, and Jared Kushner. Here’s just a taste of the documents in the form of a leaked email exchange between Trump and Conway:
Check out all the leaked documents for yourself here.