The Bachelorette contestant Lucas Yancey might not have been this season’s villain, but he is, and will always be, that guy on Jimmy Kimmel Live selling T-shirts with his own cartoon face on them. Kimmel gritted his teeth and bid the show’s latest muscle-bound suitor a proper adieu, but not even Kimmel thought to ask the most important question of the evening: in the bizarre, nebulously homophobic lie-nightmare Lucas made up about Blake, did Blake finish the whole banana? Well, did he? Questions like these are why Rachel’s an attorney, and Kimmel is just a talk-show host, and Lucas is just a potential husband with an admittedly decent Ace Ventura impression.