Ah, young love. Ah, famous young love. Mark Wahlberg knows it all too well, as his teenage daughter is playing the field with some high-school boys and seems to have settled on a fella who she likes well enough to bring home to meet the ’rents. Wahlberg’s attempted act of alpha-male intimidation, though, quickly fell through with some sharp thinking from the youngster. “I had a couple of my buddies there,” he recounted. “He completely slapped me.” Not a physical slap per se, but one a lot worst.