Can You Tell Which Larry David Is Older? (We Doubt It)
ByJesse David Fox,
a Vulture writer and host of Good One: A Podcast About Jokes
Photo-Illustration: Vulture
Age creeps up on you slowly like, you know, some sort of slow creep. Unless you’re Larry David. You have to imagine his first words as a baby were used to complain about the temperature of soup. And he hit the comedy scene like a Sphynx cat: hairless and with eye problems. I’m saying he’s looked old for as long as we’ve known him. The unexpected benefit of this is that now that he has passed the retirement age and entered his 70s, he looks pretty, pretty, pretty good. You look back at the first season of Curb Your Enthusiasm now 17 years later and it’s like, Whoa, same guy, crazy. Don’t believe me? Rude. Well, Vulture has created another quiz in a long line of Age Quizzes to test your arrogance. For each question you will be presented with two images of the co-creator of Seinfeld and tasked with discerning which Larry David is older. Good luck. You’ll need it.
In Which Photo Is Larry David Older?
Correct! He is 57 on the left and 70 on the right.
Incorrect! He is 57 on the left and 70 on the right.
Correct! He is 59 on the left and 68 on the right.
Incorrect! He is 59 on the left and 68 on the right.
Correct! He is 58 on the left and 68 on the right.
Incorrect! He is 58 on the left and 68 on the right.
Correct! He is 67 on the left and 58 on the right.
Incorrect! He is 67 on the left and 58 on the right.
Correct! He is 59 on the left and 67 on the right.
Incorrect! He is 59 on the left and 67 on the right.
Correct! He is 66 on the left and 59 on the right.
Incorrect! He is 66 on the left and 59 on the right.
Correct! He is 69 on the left and 58 on the right.
Incorrect! He is 69 on the left and 58 on the right.
Correct! He is 60 on the left and 67 on the right.
Incorrect! He is 60 on the left and 67 on the right.
Correct! He is 67 on the left and 58 on the right.
Incorrect! He is 67 on the left and 58 on the right.
Correct! He is 68 on the left and 58 on the right.
Incorrect! He is 68 on the left and 58 on the right.
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