Sam Smith Said ‘Dick Monster’ in Front of Patti LaBelle Like She Was One of His Little Friends

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It’s a phrase heard at black grandmother’s dinner tables ‘round the world: “Don’t talk to me like I’m one of your little friends.” On Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, Sam Smith dared to do just that: When a caller asked what Smith’s Real Housewives tagline would be, Smith kept it candid. “Uh … dick monster,” he said, right in front of Ms. Patti Patti and her glass of red wine! Cue her freak-out: eyes widened, eyebrows raised, and she let out an “Ooooh” that went into another octave. Observe:

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Use this GIF in a wise, Ms. Patti Patti–approved way.

Sam Smith Said ‘Dick Monster’ in Front of Patti LaBelle