Samantha Bee’s Friendly Reminder to the Men Attempting a #MeToo Comeback: ‘You Have Not Yet Done Anything to Earn Our Forgiveness’

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During last night’s Full Frontal, Bee took some time to check in on the #MeToo movement now that multiple sexual assault allegations have surfaced against former New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman. “Now, Schneiderman was a guest on my show so this is a little complicated for me to talk about, but, just kidding, it’s not complicated. Fuck you, Eric Schneiderman,” Bee says. “The good legal work that you did for women does not absolve you. It will not give me one second’s pause about tearing you a new asshole on television.”

With that, Bee decides it’s time to check in on the other “festering hemorrhoids on the ass of the entertainment industry” like Charlie Rose, Matt Lauer, and Harvey Weinstein looking to make comebacks in the form of documentaries and new TV shows. “You know what, fellas? A little free advice for ya: No one knows better than you how many people you’ve assaulted or harassed,” Bee says. “Maybe before you pitch a TV show about it, ask yourself, ‘Have all the women I’ve nonconsensually shown my penis to come forward in the press?’ If the answer is no, go away. If the answer is yes, also go away. If I’ve said anything that applies to you, just fuck off.”

Samantha Bee’s Friendly Reminder to the Men Attempting […]