It’s 2018, so nary a day goes by that isn’t heavy like a first-day period. If you desperately need to relax, Janet Jackson’s mellow whisper is here to help, and you don’t even have to experience the tingling of an autonomous sensory meridian response to enjoy it. The “Made for Now” singer recently made an ASMR video for Fader that’s so soft and soothing, it makes the rest of the internet’s ASMR videos feel like Pennywise sneaking up behind you to tell you a filthy limerick. Never before have you considered Daddy Yankee’s beautiful soul, but it’s the only way you’re going to get to sleep from now on.
