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Stephen Colbert Knows Fox News’ Kamala Harris Weed Investigation Is Just, Like, Their Opinion, Man

Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris was a loud and proud smoker of marijuana, so much so that she admitted in an interview this week that her favorite grassy tunes in school came thanks to Tupac Shakur and the Notorious B.I.G. Too bad Fox News went ahead and investigated, owing to “history” and “timelines,” that Harris couldn’t have possibly listened to those rappers while hustling for her degrees, but Stephen Colbert thinks the network missed the entire point of her confession. “How are we supposed to believe that you smoked weed if you can’t remember every detail of what happened when you were high?” he explained. “Unless that weed was so good that she could listen to music from the future.” What do you know, this writer is listening to 2029 Kacey Musgraves right now.

Stephen Colbert Sleuths Fox News’ Kamala Harris Weed Story