“I actually had to shut down my phone. It was terrible.”
This is a next-level soap-opera twist, even by Riverdale standards.
Why aren’t contestants allowed to use the internet?
Please give us Choni, or Blopaz, or whatever the good people of Tumblr call this wonderful ‘ship.
“Nobody’s going to know me better than myself, and I think I’m f*cking sweet!”
“I really don’t do celebrity impersonations at all. I don’t know what made me pick Maya Angelou.”
“It’s reality TV. If you’re boring, they’re going to read you. If you’re a villain, they’re going to read you.”
There’s nothing like an active crime scene to bring a family together.
“Every queen should have went home except me.”
As far back as Archie can remember, he always wanted to be a gangster.
How do you solve a problem like Kim D.?
Riverdale High’s wrestling tryouts are everything that we have dreamed of.
Light a sautéed-garlic-and-self-tanner-scented candle: It’s time for the RHONJ reunion!
This episode sure teaches us a lot about Riverdale’s sex-work-based economy.
The season ends not with a bang, but a sprained ankle.
“I blacked out, I acted out, I got ratchet, and I definitely want to do this again.”
Joe Gorga is basically the underdog contestant on an episode of Chopped Junior.
He’s handsome, forgettable, and a totally inevitable choice for The Bachelor.
Nilsa speaks a blazing and righteous truth about Codi.
In the battle of big muscles versus tall hair, does anyone really win?
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