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Bethy Squires is a news blogger who has been covering comedy for Vulture since 2018. One time, she matched every SNL performer to the Pokémon that best captured their essence.

  1. reality tv
    A Vanderpump Rules Guide to The Valley’s MessTo understand the incestuous waters in which this spinoff swims, we must return to the source.
  2. party report
    Los Angeles Premiere Of Searchlight Pictures' "The Greatest Hits" - Arrivals
    Austin Crute’s Rules of Karaoke EtiquetteDO sing along quietly. DON’T say the n-word.
  3. my single is dropping
    Reel To Reel: Lil Nas X
    Lil Nas X Slowly Drives Nasarati 2 Out of the GarageChoosing songs for the mixtape has been slow going.
  4. coming soon
    Prix Fitzgerald At Hotel Belles Rives 2023
    Everything We Know About Quentin Tarantino’s Canceled Film, The Movie CriticNew reports say the director “changed his mind” about The Movie Critic.
  5. i ship it
    The Fallout Fandom Says ‘Hear Me Out’Walton Goggins’ Ghoul is in a grand tradition of sexy zombies in the series.
  6. party report
    Photo Call For Los Angeles Premiere Of Max Original Travel Series "Conan O'Brien Must Go"
    Conan O’Brien Says He Hasn’t Dry Cleaned His Hot Ones Jacket YetConan O’Brien, you are an outfit repeater!
  7. interview
    Eita Okuno Relished Being Shōgun’s Flamboyant Peacock“Considering the time period, that hairstyle was considered very avant-garde, wild and crazy.”
  8. queer elders
    Coachella 2024: Reneé Rapp Rewrites ‘TiK ToK’ with KeshaRapp was introduced by the stars of The L Word and said “Fuck P. Diddy” with Kesha.
  9. saturday night’s children
    Saturday Night Live Cast
    Everybody Playing Everybody in SNL 1975MUNA’s Naomi McPherson will play musical guest Janis Ian.
  10. team coco
    Have You Heard About This Conan Guy? He’s Great!Hot Ones gives Conan O’Brien another round of praise.
  11. this week in late night
    Conan O’Brien’s Return to The Tonight Show Won Late Night This WeekPlus, Seth Meyers’s cute kid and Jimmy Kimmel mourning the 99 Cents Only store.
  12. party report
    "Fallout" Global Red Carpet Premiere
    Fallout Is Barbenheimer: The TV ShowNuclear anxieties? Check! Mid-century design? Check! Cowboy hats? Boy howdy, that’s a check!
  13. party report
    Fallout’s Pip-Boys Were an Asymmetrical Workout for the Cast“You know how Popeye looks?” said Kyle MacLachlan. “Very similar, but only on my left arm.”
  14. jumpscare!
    Five Nights at Freddy’s Can’t Wait to Meet 2A sixth night at Freddy’s? Now we’ve heard everything.
  15. cinemacon 2024
    CinemaCon 2024 - Universal Pictures And Focus Features Presentation
    Wicked Casts its Goat GOATSomeone’s finally been ca-a-ast in Oz.
  16. hurt/comfort
    2024 Film Independent Spirit Awards - Arrivals
    The Hottest New Release on BookTok Is (Checks Notes) 1984?Andrew Scott tortures Andrew Garfield, for all the recovering tumblr girlies.
  17. vulture quiz
    Quiz: Do You Know Who’s Actually in the Cast of If?If Bradley Cooper is a glass of ice water, truly nothing is off the table.
  18. if you know you know
    ELLE's Women In Hollywood Celebration - Arrivals
    Diego Luna and Tonatiuh Pucker Up For Kiss of the Spider WomanUnlike Bye Bye Birdie Live!, it looks like this musical is actually happening.
  19. coming soon
    Everything We Know About Amazon’s Fallout TV ShowWar never changes, but premiere dates do. Fallout comes a few days earlier than expected.
  20. interview
    Yuki Kura Is Proud to be Shōgun’s Failson“He’s quite a fortunate, happy person, considering all the mistakes he made.”
  21. cmt awards 2024
    2024 CMT Music Awards - Show
    Brooks & Dunn, Lainey Wilson, Sammy Hagar Tribute Toby Keith at CMT AwardsBrooks & Dunn, Lainey Wilson, and Sammy Hagar all did covers.
  22. reflections
    2022 iHeartRadio Wango Tango - Arrivals
    Boy Meets World Actors Reflect on Past Defense of Brian PeckDrake Bell says that he forgives Rider Strong, after having an “amazing conversation” about the topic.
  23. career change
    Willy Wonka Experience’s The Unknown Has a New GigTheater lives! At the London Dungeon.
  24. number ones
    2024 iHeartRadio Music Awards - Show
    Cowboy Carter Is Breaking Billboard Records, Y’allBeyoncé is the first Black woman to top the Country Album charts.
  25. this week in late night
    Stephen Colbert Backing José Andrés Won Late Night This WeekPlus Kirsten Dunst (in general) and some stellar After Midnight segments.
  26. me too
    Lionsgate's "Ordinary Angels" New York Premiere
    Reacher’s Alan Ritchson Calls Out Sexual Abuse in the Modeling IndustryHe says it’s “like legalized sex trafficking.”
  27. future cinematrix category
    Going Down the ‘Spider-Man to Tennis Pipeline’Kirsten Dunst, Emma Stone, Zendaya. Three Spider-love interests, three tennis movies.
  28. conspiracies
    Seriously, Why Are So Many Celebs Playing Uno?There was a mini Hamilton reunion at Questlove’s game night. Don’t know how to say “Uno!” to this.
  29. coming soon
    Warner Bros. Is Booting Up The Matrix 5 Directed by Drew Goddard and executive produced by Lana Wachowski.
  30. happy easter
    Memes Is RisenShoutout to TikTok’s Jesus (Taylor’s Version), you’re really putting in the work.
  31. rose’s turn
    25th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards - Arrivals
    Bette Midler Wants a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills DiamondShe and Andy Cohen were tweeting about the possibility.
  32. bye girl
    A New Era In Florida Gaming Event At Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Hollywood
    Who Is Replacing Sarah Hyland on Love Island USA?Is it Ariana Madix? Some sort of robot programmed to feel love? A third joke answer?
  33. this week in late night
    Lesbian Icon Seth Meyers Won Late Night This WeekPlus Liam Neeson reinventing the Easter Bunny and After Midnight getting baked.
  34. beyonce hold ‘em
    66th GRAMMY Awards - Show
    Meet Cowboy CarterDolly Parton, Miley Cyrus, Post Malone and more are special guests at the rodeo.
  35. to be continued…
    So Are We Getting a Sequel to ‘Telephone’ or What?Is Lady Gaga collabing with Beyoncé, or are we collectively in a collab with delusion?
  36. nothing can stop us now
    Flower and Garden Festival at Epcot
    Walt Disney World and DeSantis Agree to Play NiceSo long to the Reedy Creek Improvement District.
  37. hi ad!
    Premiere Party For Season 11 Of Bravo's "Vanderpump Rules"
    Ariana Madix Buys $1.6 Million Home From Reality TV RealtorThe new Madix Mansion was sold by Buying Beverly Hills star Ben Belack. Did she get any Morgan Wade tea at closing?
  38. coming soon
    Celebrity Sightings In New York - March 24, 2024
    We’ve Got More Pics of the Bob Dylan BiopicTimothée Chalamet and Edward Norton got folked up to film A Complete Unknown.
  39. her web connects them all
    The Complete History of Dakota Johnson: Agent of Chaos“I’m not breaking any silence. I’m just talking.”
  40. obits
    Premiere Of Lionsgate's "Knives Out" - Red Carpet
    M. Emmet Walsh, Blood Simple and Blade Runner Actor, Dies at 88Roger Ebert called him a “poet of sleaze” and Rian Johnson called him an “absolute legend.”
  41. clingy?
    Travis Kelce Says Love Is Blind Is Worse Than Catching KelceAnd somehow that ringing endorsement doesn’t make Jason Kelce want to watch.
  42. isn’t it?
    Kim Kardashian Returns to Terrorize New York in AHS: Delicate - Part 2Part 2 comes to FX April 3.
  43. this week in late night
    John Oliver’s Rampant Kate Middleton Speculation Won Late Night This WeekPlus James Acaster chatting with Seth Meyers and incredible contestant chemistry on After Midnight.
  44. shoutout to doctors
    2024 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Radhika Jones - Arrivals
    Olivia Munn Shares Breast Cancer Diagnosis, Double MastectomyJust days after attending the Vanity Fair Oscars party with John Mulaney.
  45. last night on late night
    Carrie Coon Wants The Gilded Age to Take BroadwayForget a musical episode, it’s time for a whole damn show.
  46. shook
    Elton John AIDS Foundation's 32nd Annual Academy Awards Viewing Party - Arrivals
    Did Sutton Stracke Faint at the RHOBH Reunion?Andy Cohen said she was “shaking” and called for on-set medics.
  47. da big screen
    A24 Rereleasing Ex Machina, Hereditary, Uncut Gems on ImaxThe most stressful moments depicted in film, on the biggest screen possible.
  48. keeping up with the royals
    News Outlets Pull Kate Middleton’s Mother’s Day Photo“Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing,” Middleton allegedly stated in response.
  49. oscars 2024
    96th Annual Academy Awards - Press Room
    With Barbie Win, Billie Eilish Is Youngest Person With Two OscarsShe’s now the youngest person to win two Oscars. Finneas was also there.
  50. the internet is forever
    It’s Kurt’s Turn (to Get Memed)And yes, Chris Colfer has seen it.
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