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Tom Scharpling

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  1. book excerpt
    My Afternoon With Papa RoachAn excerpt from Tom Scharpling’s new memoir, It Never Ends.
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    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling’s Epic Take on the FinaleTrump capriciously chooses between Marlee Matlin and John Rich, and Tom has a lot to get off his chest.
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    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on the Final TwoIt’s hard to get worked up about a final task that involves Dee Snider.
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    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Wonders If Meat Loaf Is Emotional or UnbalancedHis constant weeping is touching in a way, but then tips over into insanity, especially when he recites an ode to Trump.
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    The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on Bin Laden’s Death Trumping the NeNe/Star Nonsense“The gulf between Donald Trump’s faux-populist bullying and the iron will it takes to actually run the country has never seemed so massive.”
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    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on the Worst Task EverTeams are forced to shill for Trump himself for two hours, and none do it well.
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    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on the Gary Busey Debacle“I know that Busey suffered drastic head trauma after his horrible motorcycle accident and he’s not all there, but he is also a dick.”
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    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on the Unraveling of La ToyaShe responds to budget constrictions by basically saying, “Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!”
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    The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Marvels at the Meat Loaf MeltdownWhen Phil Rizzuto said “we got a real pressure cooker going here” in “Paradise by the Dashboard Light,” he was talking about the empty overheating cauldron socked squarely between Meat Loaf’s ears.
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    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Warms Up to NeNe, the Warwick SlayerOnly one woman is brave enough to stand up to the evil way-to–San Jose–knower.
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    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Says Dionne Warwick Is Not What Friends Are ForYou were not drafted to be on this show, Dionne. The Dell Dude would’ve filled your seat with an enthusiasm that would’ve made our hearts sing!
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    The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: As Players Put On a Kids Show, Tom Scharpling Fears for the ChildrenUnless I have fallen asleep and this is some sort of dream I’m trapped in, things have gone waaaay off course at some point.
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    The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Shoots Fish in a BarrelMentally ill fish. In a big glass barrel designed expressly for mentally ill fish. With a gun filled with mentally-ill-fish-killing bullets.